Magpie sweeping season

As the title suggests, Spring in Melbourne means more then that sweet sweet scent of apples, it also means that the crazy magpies come out and swipe anyone who walks past...and today i was the victim. I was on my way to the train station, and i looked up into the tree and i saw a bird (but wasnt sure if it was a magpie or not) which looked like it was in an "attack pose" but because i didnt know what it was i just kept walking...and then all of a sudden i feel something hit my head and i duck and when i look up i see the god-damn bird flying back up into the tree...it was sooo strange, it felt like when you walk into a bush and there are branches everywhere, and you kinda get poked with it...so i crossed the street after doing the wierd dodge-get out of the way- before it comes back pose, and yes there was blood, hahahah but yeah after that i got really anal...i dont know how the postmen could handle it. So i found a couple of "HANDY" hints to avoid getting swooped upon:

If a magpie swoops you:

1. Make a temporary sign to warn others (because everyone carries crayons and paper around when they go outside)
2. Draw or sew a pair of eyes on the back of your hat if your walking through an area (Dont worry people, that trend is on its way IN)
3. Wear your sunglasses on the back of your head (unfortunatly people actually do this during day to day things)
4. MY FAVOURITE: wear a helmet OR even a hat made out of an icecream container or cardboard box.

I met up with kim today, i assumed when she said, "lets meet at the library", that that was the state library to play chess...but nooo so i was waiting around for a locker for nothing, so we met half way (because she was at flinders st) and decided to get coffee and food at ADDIX...the food is shite, have to find a new place. So that was at 3.30ish, and i was meeting ty for kickboxing at 5.30 so we were just sitting there for 2 hours, watching FOX news which repeated about 4 times!! and amazing NO FIGHTING!...but i didnt even notice, until ty brought it up...so i think we have found the problem, hahahah joking ty...JOKING!!!

But when ty did come, we were going to be late for the 6pm kickboxing class, so we decided we would just use the gym, however when we got there, apparently there was a boxing class which was going to start at 6.30 so we decided to go to that. i liked it, the trainer guy...phil...was pretty good, and the class was small so he helped out alot...ty gave me a few right hooks into the jaw (which i really appreciated) but the whole defence thing wasnt going too well for me..so something to work on, i was just standing there letting ty hit me, argh i dont know. but my legs still hurt from tuesday soccer, so the lunges werent fun.

After the class was finished we walked to the tram, but ty needed chocolate and sugar, and she bought me "blueberry lifesavers" yum yum yum yum yum...and there was a dickhead who refused to move his legs when people were coming off the tram, so people had to step over him..such a wank...and then when they were all off, THEN he decided to move them.

and thats the end of that chapter

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