Funniest impression EVER!!!!!

The weekend is now the only days of the week where i can get up before 11 o'clock...it used to be Saturdays which would be my sleep in days until 11-12 o'clock when i was in highschool, and now things are much more different. The main explanation for this, is after 2 years of working at AMF, i am now actually getting decent shifts, instead of the crap 3 hour ones i used to get (it used to read on my roster, Sat- 3-6pm, Sun- 1-4pm...you dont get much worst shifts then those, and all i got to show for it was like $50...dodgy!!!) so now i get approx 12 hours a week, and i think about 9 hours is spent in a storeroom using the helium machine to blow up balloons and eating gummy bears...i lead a hard life huh!! and yet it is still a stressful job being this "Room supervisor"...i now have all the party hostess' constantly wanting to know

1. "wheres my party going to be" x 10 answer: "in room 1"
2. "have you set up my party" x 5 answer: "Yes"
3. "I have nothing to do, do you need help?" x 3 answer: "Yes i do need help, you could of started my giving me a hand setting up your table instead of standing there watching me do it myself"
4. "where do i put these dirty plates" answer: "in the bin"
5. "is my party going in this room?" answer: "No" response:" but i already told my party that, that was their room" answer: "why did you do that? response: "because" answer: "is that seriously your answer" response: "well it was set up so i figured it was for me" answer: "well its for another party, so tell them to take their stuff to the other room" response: "but they have alrady put all their stuff down, can you tell them?" answer: "NO!" (what i want to include after this no is, "Stop assuming that everything is done for you, JUST ASK ME BEFORE U TELL THE PARENTS...IS THAT SO HARD (including some swearing)??????"
6. This one actually happened today, we have 3 new 15 y.o and they have been at AMF for about 3 weeks now...today one of the girls was doing a party with one of the older girls, and this girl kept coming to get the older girl and asking, "okay the party is finished", "okay the party is ready for the cake", "okay the party wants their food", "okay the mum wants her tokens", "okay the party is finished what do i do now"...i just got frustrated because it was like this girl could not show any initiative and do something as easy as bring a cake to the room, without asking permission almost, and i know she is 15 and she is new, but sometimes i just wonder how long it will take them to be more independant...and i know i shouldnt be frustrated with them, but i am doing a party with one of them tomorrow so i guess i shouldnt complain until i have experienced it!!! tomorrows blog should be good then.

okay i have decided on my weekend blogs i will now write down the most used/ moronic questions i have been asked over my sat+ sun shifts. ohhh the pain!!! oh today we had a visit from the reginal manager and yes we became friends =) well i just kind of told him that i hate doing parties, that Simon is a dickhead and that the training is shite! but yeah he was pretty good and had like light green eyes...yes i am a bad starer..but i couldnt help it.

Funnist thing happened at work today actually...well i've been laughing until i cry (which i never used to do so my threshold has definatly been decreased) really often lately actually, mainly because i give Kat so much crap and her likewise to me...but today it was Steph who even now when i think about it makes me laugh, and this was a a good 3 minute non-stop crying FIT,

(will include a picture of the impression soon)


Well ty came up with a differant idea for our trip...it may now be to a hot springs spa, for a couple of days of relaxation and trips to the beach on the side (maybe to kill some days) and yeah it should be good, and its going to be earlier then planned which is awesome, something to look forward too during the exam period.

YAY joke time:

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lammas class was in full swing.The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances and coaching at this stage of the plan."Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher."Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, a guy in the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it okay if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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