"His aint evin goin a get a wippin' "

Well i really couldnt be stuffed writing anything yesterday, and today is no different, but stuff it i'll post just for like the 2 people who actually read my blog, and the 8 people who have 'visited' my blog since yesterday....yes the site meter is FINALLY working, such a pain in the arse (even though i didnt do anything...thanks ty!!!)

Alright so yesterday i worked from 9-5...and for the first time ever (well since i've been there) we had like 18 parties, with 12 party hostesses rosted on...i still dont see the logic behind that, but we have ANOTHER new girl, i think it makes it 5 in about 3 weeks, and just thinking about having to work next week makes me depressed...however it is possible that dickhead simon, has taken 2 weeks off, so i'll remain optimistic until then!!!

Today my family headed country...full of pretty much eating and playing games, and watching movies...hmmm which leads to, the movie, which has topped the WORST EVER list...Elizabethtown, i dont know how to express how shockingly infuriating this movie was, seriously the first 30 min was about this guy (who designs SHOES!!!) gets fired and wants to kill himself (you could have done all that in like 10 minutes) but noooo he cant kill himself (even though you hope against hope that he does) because his dad dies instead, so there is another hour of him looking at pictures, literally, in every scene he was just looking at pictures and more and more, and F### as soon as whats-her-face and orlando bloom started there 20 minute convo...it was time to turn it off (if only i could have just piffed the remote at the tv) that is how bad it was....usually i can at least watch the movie through to the end, but i havent stopped a movie in ages, so this movie was just shit! dont ever rent it, or buy it, or even bother watching it if it just happens to be lying around...BURN IT!!

Can everyone tell kim that birds eat meat!!! and that giving them mince meat does not make them cannibles....

okay thats it for now...i'll write more crap tomorrow...hopefully something good will happen, man nothing good ever happens, i lead a pretty boring life...maybe Con will (get pushed) fall and hurt himself...heres hoping

and the joke for today:

The man at the bar took out a 12-inch piano. then he took out a 12-inch man and the man started playing the piano. the bartender asked, "where did you get those?" the man replied, "i have a magic genie." with that he took out a lamp and rubbed it, and a genie appeared. the man said, "i'll give you a wish." the bartender said, "i wish for a million bucks." a million ducks appeared in the bar. the bartender exclaimed, "i said a million bucks!" and the man replied, "oh sorry my genie's a bit deaf. why do you think i have a 12-inch pianist."

hahahah what! its pretty funny

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