Who said spending time with kim wasnt a enjoyable/ painful experience???

I'll just start from the beginning...i met up with Kim today because she was bored and well she needed to get out of the country. Today was the day that kim's new glasses came in, so she wanted to go and pick them up at QV. so we were walking up Swanston and she just wanted to check to see if she had been paid, so we've gone to the Commonwealth ATMs and she has got her receipt and everything was good, the money was in the bank. After that we just walked up to QV, passing like every punk kid in melbourne (something was going on at HI-FI bar, which kim hoped would then blow up!! angry huh). When we get to the glasses shop, the guy packs up her glasses for her and everything is ready to go, BUT when kim goes to get her ATM card, it isnt there...and shes checking everywhere (kim has cards for everything, so its kinda ridicoulous) she checks her wallet like 5 times, her jeans her bag..and it wasnt there...the guy then jokes, "You know if you cant find your card we will have to throw them away", hahahah i was laughing pretty hard already at this stage, coz kim was getting stressed...she however did realise that he was joking so she didnt well pee her pants!!.

so card is no where to be found so we tell the guy we will be back, so he go outside and kim is just panicked because she figured she must have left it in the ATM machine, soooooooooo we decide to tram down (the tram driver was such a arsehole) and we end up passing the punk kinds again, and when we get to the bank, the card wasnt there HOWEVER luckily when we went inside someone had handed it in, so kim was reunited with her bank card. Kim was very happy (thanked her Libra star sign) and we went back up to QV past the punk kids AGAIN, and get back to the glasses shop. so the guy is there with the glasses ready to go and kim hands him her card, and she just has to put in her PIN, but of course someone dosent know her PIN, so a couple of times she has actually put in too many numbers, and she was putting in wrong combinations, and the guys expression was priceless...i was just laughing in the store, so after about 10 goes, we decide to just go and take out the money from the tattslotto ATM, so 3 transactions later (2 for her glasses, 1 for the trip) we go back and kim FINALLY is able to walk out with her new glasses.

We leave and are walking back out to the tram, when she gets the, "do you like them?, "are they too small", "they feel tight", "do you think they are too low?", and that continued until we got on the tram, and she wanted to look at them again in the mirror, so she pulls out her one and as soon as she sits down she drops it and breaks it, so her eyeshadow now has no cover...i was crying (mainly because i thought she had dropped her glasses, but i laughed all the way too Collins)...

after that we went for coffee in degraves, and then went to Stalactites for something to eat, kim's water got a bug in it...trust...we then went to check out this, well what we thoguht was a tattoo parlour but i think they just did piercings...we werent that spontanious!! then it was ADDIX for chai tea for kim (she had learnt her lesson) and a mocha for me

and that was pretty much 3 hours!!!

okay joke for the day:

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them.
The first woman accidentally steps on one.Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"


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